"If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off."
"When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home."
"A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed."
"I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
" When I was a child my father hit me with his camera; I still have flashbacks."
" We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film."